Blasphemes Tour Bus

"[chchh] Hello and welcome to your Blasphemes Bus Tour... Please keep your hands inside the bus at all times...

On your left, Darwin fighting Jesus Christ. On your right, you'll see some people who said one thing, and then went and did the exact opposite. It goes on for a while. Ma'am? I said please keep your hands inside the bus at all times... we're now passing a spot where OneF once defecated in a hallway to prove a point. He ruined the gag by talking about it weeks and weeks before he performed the act. Dane Cook stole this bit and made a career out of it. Ma'am?! If you stick your fugging hand out the window one more time, I swear I'll let the lions eat the damn thing. Okay? Great....[chchh]"