Questions That I Have for the Secret Service1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe."
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on--you. Throw a shoe--you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again."
8. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let's say there isn't training for that--but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?
BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)
submitted by Jon Friedman
Thanks for the submission Jon, but no matter what you say, you gotta admit that ole' Bushie was pretty quick to dodge that 10 inch stinker.
Even if you hate Bush, you've got to admire the way he ducks when someone throws their shoes at him
ReplyDeleteI'm Mad As Hell!
ReplyDeleteTHROWING SHOES AT OUR PRESIDENT!
I am very disturbed about this. We didn't send out troops in to that HELL-HOLE to die for these SOB'S to have them insult our President like that. In fact I am so damn mad about it, I'm ready to say let them all go to hell and lets get the hell out of there already.
And I have to tell you that as much as I despise Bill Clinton, I would feel the same way if they did that to him.
No Matter How You Fell About Him, He Is Our President!