Onion Movie

COCKPUNCHER
This is the trailer for The Onion Movie which, criminally, is going straight to DVD. Among the sketches is a preview for a Steven Seagal movie called Cockpuncher, which stars the real Steven Seagal.

No one seems to know when this will be released, and IMDB lists the director as "Tom Kuntz", which I hope is a joke. Never has someone so badly needed an ümlaut. The page also lists Steven Seagal is the first castmember, and no matter how many times I read the line "Steven Seagal - Cock Puncher", I still laugh.


[Thanks J from Chi for the tip]