Week in Review

What a week it's been.

Waffles continue to kick Pancake's ass in the Final Throwdown.
French Toast surrendered.

5 people are killed by an Emo kid off his meds, which threw more gasoline on every debate except for crazy people going on killing rampages that end in suicide. Instead we get people standing on chairs yelling about gun control, video games, movies, and everything else except responsibility - as usual.

Pitchers and Catchers have reported in. The Cubs are favorites to win after a 100 years - at least, according to Ryan Dempster.

And Hillary and Obama continue to keep their party split in two. The intertubes are infected with both of their viral videos. Obama's is slick while Hillary's is just kind of ick. Meanwhile Mike Huckabee continues to rub sandpaper inbetween John McCain's thighs.

Will it end in consolidation? Will everyone live happily ever after? Will John ever get the sandwich he ordered? Stay tuned next week.