Feb 19, 2008

Delta Chi Pledges Destroyed Super 8

In what could give fraternities everywhere a bad name, a Delta Chi chapter in Colorado has been suspended after nine of its underage pledges were arrested early Sunday for allegedly trashing motel rooms in Estes Park.
Ah....

Police found strewn with broken furniture and splattered with blood and vomit. Oh, and there was the matter of a coffee pot that had somehow been filled with urine.

Harry Potter?

Boys will be boys. Ashton Kuncher next to Jason Schwartzman?
Police reports detailed, ""Bottles of liquor and a keg of 'Keystone Light' beer were found on scene." The pledges, who were apparently imbibing, were charged with felony criminal mischief and underage drinking." A whole Keg of Keystone?

Half these guys look like they're joining the cast for the Colorado That 70's Show for Chrikes sake!
Wanna' bet this guy on the left was their 'leader'? He's the only one who looks like he could, even remotely, ever get served.

Damage was estimated to be more than one thousand dollars. Looks like it's time for an Alumni fund raiser?

3 comments:

  1. I am no particular fan of blood and vomit, but, ironically, I was literally drinking a Keystone Light while reading this post, Cap'n!

    - Bob O

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  2. Delta Chi? I thought you meant Delta Tau Chi. I guess most boys ages 11-23 don't have time for a proper haircut, just like Ken Burns

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  3. Here's to Brother Shithead who's with us tonight....he drinks, he vomits, he smashes up a hotel room.....

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