Sports notes

MLB owners finally decide to hire a leader with integrity who can pull baseball out of the tailspin that is the steroid era. Just kidding... they unanimously voted to give Selig a contract extension.

Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots Patriots over Chargers.

Green Bay TV station won't show "Seinfeld" re-run on Saturday just because it happens to be Eli Manning's favorite show.

Dolphins hire Tony Sparanno as their head c


(thanks FARK for the headlines)