Actual Headline: Hide your old pills in poop, government says

That's one icky pill to swallow!

Got some leftover drugs -- the kind that someone else might want to use, such as painkillers or stimulants? Wrap them up in used kitty litter or other pet droppings, the government advises.

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Hey, are those Jelly Bellys Grandma!?
Oh - Jebus, God! Why did you buy crap flavored Jelly Bellys!?

First the government wants to be in my bedroom, next they're in the medicine cabinet, now they want to be in the kitty litter box.

Can I have a little privacy here? I'm trying to take a dump -- to hide my Pepto Bismol!