Louie, Louie, We Gotta Go

Why-oh-why did you do it, Uncle Lou?
That's the question everyone's asking you.
You pulled Zambrano early, for use in Game Four,
but after three games there won't be any more.

Yes, it happened so quick I was caught unawares:
Three and out. (Heh-heh, just like the Bears).

Oh, I'll admit you turned out to be better than I thought.
But life has some hard lessons that have to be taught,
and one lesson Cubs and Cubs fans must learn:
Ninety-nine years 'tis a tough tide to turn.

There's a lesson to be learned by you, too, Loupi Lou:
Dusty Baker made the playoffs in his first season, too.

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P.S....
Here's something else that everyone should crow:
"Bud 'The Nine P.M. Start Time' Selig must go!"