In a shocking move before the anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001 - Muppet Bin Ladin came out of retirement to make a shocking announcement. On a ten minute rant that pre-empted the widely popular "Elmo's World" the terrorist mastermind Muppet Bin Ladin said that Cookies are Bad for You - which was an obvious dig at the capitalist system, and a personal attack against the Cookie Monster.The Muppet Bin Ladin then invited the preschoolers watching to embrace Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, and the Land of Make Believe as their new savior rather than the Children's Television Workshop.
President Ernie issued a statement to children that "a reminder of the dangerous Street, in which we live".
Muppet Bin Ladin also made a reference to the impotence of Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats - which means that he reads this blog. All Praise King Friday.
It reads like a kook, left-wing rant, covering global warming and excoriating Democrats for not ending the war in Iraq, which they were elected to do!
ReplyDeleteHow must Dick Turbin, Ted Kennedy, Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Democratic Party feel when they hear Bin Laden sound just like they do?