Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Steve Trachsel is once again a Cub.

The logic here, I am guessing, is to bore the other into submission. The man known as the "human rain delay" is coming back to where it all started. Steve was the Cubs wins leader in the 1990's although it took him a long time to do it. By time I mean minutes, not games.

His Cub career highlights include serving up McGwire's 62 home run in 1998 and allowing all of Brewer pitcher Jeff Suppan's home runs. Originally drafted to sell more beers before the cutoff in 1991, he has bored the East Coast for the better part of th 2000's. Having tossed more rosin bags around than baseball's the east could no longer take it and sent him back to a place where fans will largely not notice him.

So if your tired of watching the swing set rust come out to the tediously friendly confines and stare at the grass growing around the mound while Trachsel really tosses the rosin bag around.