I don't need this... but it'd be cool!

Wouldn't that just be awesome in your kitchen? It reminds me of college, a bit.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco?
Frito: Yah I couldn't believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.