Finally, A Church I might, maybe, think about maybe joining? Visiting, perhaps? Well, I like it enough to share it with Blasphemes anyway.
At least The Sacrament would be worth waiting in line for, and, actually, might make more sense. If the pastor was passing out small pieces of bacon, you'd literally be consuming your deity. And it would be good for those folks watching their carb intake.
No doubt some reformer would insist on bacon bits, or imitation bacon... and that would ruin it for everyone.
Anyhow - here's a screen shot of their website.