Mar 1, 2013

Jedi Mind Meld?

The White House's digital team is spending their Friday trying hard to spin Mr. Obama's pop-sci-fi nukular-gaff during a press conference earlier in the day.

Haven't you heard? Obama said during the conference that he can't perform a "Jedi mind meld" to get Republicans to agree to a sequester deal.

Darth Vader is Kirk's Father? These aren't the Klingons you're looking for...

Hey, you know what? In this JJ Abrams world, where JJ gets the helm for Star Trek action adventure series reboot, and the new Star Wars movies after the Disney deal - maybe Mr. Obama is just hipper than all the dorks raging about it on Twitter and Reddit right now?

Or, or,... he's not nearly as smart as we were all lead to believe. Looks like the Romulan Ale is wearing off. Better call Lando for some of that Colt 45!

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