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Well, folks, if you find your Doctor is from Tennessee I suggest you stand up and go to another Doctor.
And if you're a college admissions professional - I recommend dropping every single application that has a return address from that State straight into the recycle bin. That is, unless you don't believe in gravity. Then I guess you'll just have to have Jesus throw it away for you.
You know, Jesus Mendez, of the evening clean up crew?