But you still want to participate and show off your love of the deity to your nosy neighbors? We've got a solution for you!
Inflatable Christmas Decorations! That's right, friends, now for a limited time offer, you can show off your spirit by blowing up this tasteful Inflatable Wreath! As an added bonus, it can be used as a flotation device*!
But wait, there's more! There's an Inflatable Christmas Tree too!
Now you and your loved ones can sit by the VHS or DVD of the Yule Log and have yourselves a very little instant Christmas too!
Yes, this is real, and you can purchase here: Link
*cannot actually be used as a flotation device.