ROMAN GOV WORKER (John Ratzenburger voice) Eh, ma'am, you've got "The Holy Ghost" scribbled down here as the father - ah, that may fly in your crazy Hebrew culture... but we Romans don't put up with th-
MARY: Please, just play along or my husband will crucify me.
ROMAN GOV WORKER: Eh, whatevs - just don't come back 30 years later telling me this bastard kid of yours is the King of the Jews, alright? Next!
ROMAN GOV WORKER #2: Hey, wasn't that "Virgin Mary."
ROMAN GOV WORKER #1: What'a know, Normmy! I think it was! Hey, guys!?