Jan 31, 2011

We are in StormWatch™

For those of you in the flyover country - you're about to get spanked. Hard. And on the bright side, O'Hare Airport will be clogged - which will pretty much grind the entire nation to a halt tomorrow. Hope you folks have your provisions prepared.

Kent: Let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.

Weatherman: Well, Kent, as of now the death count is zero. But it is ready to shoot right up.

Kent: Oh my God. [shakes fist at heaven] Damn you snow!

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