"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."
— Mark Twain
Nov 20, 2009
Quotes by Twain
The following are a few Samuel Langhorne Clemens quotes that I feel are appropriate for Blasphemes readers.