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2 Comments:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flown all around
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I flew in a ballon filled with hot air.
In... west Colorado born and raised
in the backyard is where I spent most of my days
soarin and swoopin all cool
and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school
when a couple of tethers
where up to no good
made me fly up out my neighborhood
Went on one little flight and my dad got scared
said "My sons in that basket up in the air"
So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had guys in there
If anything i could say that this situation was rare,
but i thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'
I landed on the ground from about over 7 or 8
and yelled to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
I was finally there,
to sit in my basket as the king of hot air.
I can't stop thinking that the balloon hoax was one of the underlying themes in '12 Monkeys' - where Bruce Willis tells Madeleine Stowe that the kid was faking it and hiding in a barn... Yes, in the movie it was a well, and the kid was in Fresno and not Greely... but...
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