Sep 24, 2009

Needs More Cowbell


Heh, he.. what the hell was that? Are you guys serious? Oh, you're trying to be funny? Of the few celebs that I actually recognized, I'm surprised at the giant brass balls that Will Farrell has. I mean, 10 bucks a head to see 'Bewitched' or 'Land of the Lost'?' And you're talking about greed? Here's Will's salary from a couple of the things he's done lately... (imdb)

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006): $20,000,000
Bewitched (2005): $20,000,000
Kicking & Screaming (2005): $20,000,000
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004): $7,000,000

That's as hypocritical as having to pay money to watch Michael Moore's movie about the evils of capitalism!

And the message, if you got through it all... As with any who-the-hell-is-that-guy-he's-a-celebrity-?- political spots, it’s boring and three times longer than it needs to be simply in order to accommodate everyone involved with sufficient camera time. If you didn't fall asleep watching it, you’ll learn that (a) apparently 80 percent of America wants the public option, [which is news to me] and (b) people who make millions churning out one unwatchable piles of bile after another, inexplicably feel no shame in accusing insurance executives of being overpaid. God bless America.

Well, Mr. Farrell, I do believe you've made my list for...
Blasphemes Hypocrite of the Week.

Put that on your mantel with all those awards- ooh. Sore spot.

1 comment:

Cthulhu said...

As the only obscenely successful actor in that thing, Will Ferrell is indeed being a bit hypocritcal.

But when 13 & Lindsay Weir endorse something, well by gum that's when I listen.

I mean, one's a doctor and the other is a slutty nurse! How could they be wrong?