Sep 14, 2009


Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I
drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the
glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let
their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When
they wake up in the morning, that's as good
as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading."

Paul Hornung

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."

H. L.. Mencken

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no
sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw

"Beer is proof that God loves us and
wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a
Support Group Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin
explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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