Aug 21, 2009

Double Down

Electricity. Moving Assembly Line. The Nuclear Bomb. The Interstate Highway System. The Moonshot. These are merely elements that have all been leading up to this...

It's either the pinnacle of the United States of America's cultural and military dominance - or the signal that it is all about to end.

Foodgeekery has reported that KFC has rolled out a 'sandwich' that is:

2 Original Recipe Filets
Pepper Jack Cheese
Swiss Cheese
Colonel’s Sauce

There is no bun.

Price? $4.99 outside the combo.

What does this marvel taste like? Foodgeekery interviewed some lucky bastard named Jess. Here's a transcript of that first look and taste:
"That’s it? That is the sandwich? That’s not worth five dollars. [tastes it]
Oh… oh my God. That is the best thing ever. I don’t know what “Colonel’s Sauce” is, but it is like a party in my mouth. This is completely worth the five dollars. Unfortunately I’m going to end up weighing 700 lbs after this, but it is simply amazing."
If a Blasphemes reader finds this before I do, please report back to confirm the rumors and also the taste of this... this... most disgusting and also amazing thing I've ever seen.

(Just don't tell the hipsters that it's just a fast food cordon bleu, okay?)

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