The Sears Tower, one of the world's iconic skyscrapers and the tallest building in the U.S., was renamed the Willis Tower on Thursday in a downtown ceremony. I only wish I knew what the hell they were talking about.
I propose to the folks who can't get over the name change - and will continue to call it "da Sears" - I propose that you call it "Big Willy."
Maybe the city of Big Shoulders can also be known for it's enormous wang - er - willy. Big Willy!