Star Wars 'Bits'
First off, it's a bit remarkable to me that someone can claim they've never seen Star Wars...
That said, it is rather remarkable that someone who makes that claim is still able to get major portions of the plot right, though it's more humorous when she gets things wrong.
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)
Why is it that no matter who describes Star Wars, Luke comes of as a whiny little bitch?