Look, I caughted a fishy
(how many women do you know who would touch a fish, let alone catch one?
No, I didn't say smell like one...)
...and now you have to drink it's blood... Oh, smile for the camera!
Wait, isn't this the dream sequence in The Big Lebowski?
Vikings? In Alaska?
Do I make you feel horny?
"You bet I did! Yes, I killed this coat!
Down with PETA! Death to the Polar Bear Menace!"
Dude, she has a plane.
Bear: Great Gams.
Crab: Yeah, but she has giant crabs.
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