Lessons in Breaking Up
Link - (absolutely not safe for your work)
Bottom line - Don't break up with someone badly that has naked pictures of you.
you still drink until you pass out on the weekends.
starting to look weathered and rapidly approaching the stereotypical "bar whore" look
everyone hated you. You were rude, obnoxious, pretentious and trendy.
I've been hearing for 6 years how I need to leave you.
6 years, dude? Well, maybe you two ought to work it out. Sounds like you deserve each other...