Mormon Missionaries Make Moron Mission Statement
"We are deeply saddened to hear that the actions of three missionaries have resulted in the destruction of property," said Scott Trotter of the church's public affairs division.You know, for a religion that was made up by some 19th century gold seeker looking into a hat and is loosely based on the history of North America - for which there is not a single shred of evidence probably shouldn't be making fun of any one else's religion.
"It is particularly disturbing that this property was a religious site where people go to worship and find solace," Trotter continued. "We hope that the actions of these three will not damage our relationships with the citizens of San Luis and with the Catholic Church-relationships that we value so much. We offer our sincere apologies to all who have been affected by this senseless act."
And really, for good Catholic humor - I'm fairly sure you have to BE Catholic to pull it off. No one mocks Catholics better than another Catholic. Not only are these "missionaries" offending, they're not FUNNY - and that's the bigger sin.