Dempster's Dumpster Mouth
Oh really? Really? Ryan Dempster said that?
Hey Ryan, before opening that massive hole in your head with the teeth and tongue flapping about - let's worry a little bit more about yourself first.
You're going to the World Series this year? Slow down. First how about you try holding down a job this year? How about you make it out of Spring Training healthy. Hey, quit lookin' at that homerun you just let out of the park... eyes here. Okay, how about you learn the lesson Mr. Zambrano learned last year about running opening one's mouth and making stupid predictions? So if you can do all that, and if you try really hard, you might even make it to the post season! When you're there you, yes you, can try to win A game in the post season...
Or how about you just stop yappin' that tongue of yours and concentrate on your job?
Because until you do, Ryan Dempster, you haven't earned the right to speak.