Jan 15, 2008

I wanna Vote!

If you are in Michigan today, please vote for Dennis Kucinich. Of the front runners, only Hillary is on the ticket. Explanation here.

I think this is a good idea and wish I had thought of it before now. Here are five reasons (if you are a Michiganian) Dennis deserves some love and your vote.

  • Paid for the New Hampshire recount out of his own pocket. He knows that he will still get less than 2% of the vote. But there were discrepancies and he wants to get to the bottom of it. He is for fair elections.

  • He is the man we want at the convention starting some trouble with over 30 delegates. That would be awesome. It would be like the old conventions. Hillary and Barack would have to listen and respond to Dennis and put some items he feels strongly about on the platform. It's old school politics and he is the man that would play this card properly.

  • Chris Matthews head would fucking explode. If Dennis won, I would watch that loud mouth for a whole week.

  • His wife is smoking hot and I could sleep better tonight if I knew he was getting some primary winner nookie. He deserves it for getting UFO questions during the debate when everyone else got health care questions. And the moderator seemed to think that unidentified meant alien. His wife is also twelve feet tall and has a British accent. I am thinking of running for President for the chicks.

  • No matter how much fun it seems to vote for Mitt Romney to mess up the Republican's election, you would have only yourself to blame if Mittmentum carried him to the White House. If Dennis goes all the way to the White House on Kucinentum I can promise you four years of good things getting done. The war would be over, the lobbyist would be kicked out of Washington, there would be fair elections, and a wide variety of other things established politicians do not want done. Maybe their heads would fucking explode. Could happen
Vote well, Michigan; vote Kucinich.

4 comments:

Capn said...

Isn't it Michiganders? Maybe Killre will want to chime in on this one?

Anonymous said...

Michiganerz

Anonymous said...

"What happened in Michigan is not very different from what used to happen in the old Soviet Union. The Clinton machine manipulated the ballot. They don’t care how they win, only that they do. It’s wrong and people need to know that... People should not permit the Clintons — both Bill and Hillary — to have an unfair advantage in Michigan," - former senator Don Riegle.

The basis for the quote is hard to argue with, as Hillary Clinton is the only major Democratic candidate on the Michigan ballot -- the result of a dispute between Michigan Dems and the national party over who gets to set the presidential primary schedule.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Bilbo Baggins can pull some good tail.