Oct 6, 2007

Only a few more hours until game time

Billy Goat head offerings will be accepted outside Wrigley Field up until 2 hours before the doors open today. Once the game starts, please add an additional 2 chickens and a lamb to your offering to allow the post season to continue.

Please also note NOT to bring your LIVE goat into the Friendly Confines because this is just not allowed. Bringing live goats or other sacrificial animals into the park violates the city health code and fills a seat that could have been sold to a paying, drinking Chad or Trixie.

If you willfully violate these rules, you and your animal will be escorted to the exit and asked to NOT curse the organization on your way out.

Thank you, and watch for fly balls.

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