Brownback out! Uh, who?
There's just GOT to be a Larry Craig joke there...
Who was Brownback, and why wasn't he popular? He's a proponent of American theocracy. Doesn't believe in evolution, is probably a psychopath too. You know, I'm not really sure - and it looks like it doesn't matter any more...
So who's left? Let's start with the Coke Side:
Rudy Guliani: 9/11 9/11 9/11!
John McCain: Very very old.
Fred Thompson: Hot wife. Was on that one TV show.
Ron Paul: Most popular on the interwebs; crazies.
Mitt Romney: The secret underwear candidate, in favor of expanding Camp Gitmo, not a fan of Larry Craig, likes war - but his own children are doing more for the country by helping him campaign than they would going to fight in the war.
Mike Huckabeee: Uh, who?
Now the Pepsi Side:
Hillary Clinton: Likely to allow Republicans to pick up senate and congressional seats if nominated for the primary. Scares the hell out of half the country.
Barrack Obama: Not the most politically experienced, somehow manages not to stand out in a group of robotic candidates incapable of standing out.
John Edwards: Lets his wife fight all his battles, is incapable of doing or saying anything newsworthy except his hair.
Dennis Kucinich: Hot wife. Goofy hippie.
Now your RC Cola choice:
Stephen Colbert: Is a liberal playing a conservative on a fake TV news show. He's the perfect American candidate.
Me? I'll have tap water, please.