China Super Lead Fun!
Sure, it has to be so worn out that the thing has to be flaking and your kid has to eat it... but at this rate this generation of kids will be able to withstand a nuclear war.
"Other than pacifiers," noted Cara Smith, deputy chief of staff for the Illinois attorney general’s office (from the article), "I can't name a product more closely tied to a baby's daily activity..."
If anyone is interested in cotton home-made bib from Grandma - let me know, fill out an order through Howard the Spy. I'm serious.