Feb 1, 2007

What's the Stigmatta You?

Haven't done a list in a while. So how about the top ten best things about having stigmata.
  1. Easy to donate blood.
  2. Always have a handy place to strap in your ski poles so that you do not lose them.
  3. Ladies, there is no need to bleed just once a month.
  4. Easier to be sainted. But please show more class than Reggie.
  5. Can fit in smaller sized shoes.
  6. Perfect for visors.
  7. Can get drunker off of fewer beers.
  8. Only takes a white shirt to pull off the "Mobster-Who-Got-Shot" Halloween costume.
  9. Easy to pick up goth chicks at the bar.
  10. Who doesn't love picking scabs!
Feel free to add your own choices.

P.S. The Presidential Exploratory committee has begun it's work.

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