May 31, 2006


"There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that dichotomize, like to separate everything into two: black and white, good and evil, etc. And then there are those who don't."

Here are the top ten top ten lists:

  1. Top ten worst beers. And they left out Schlitz Menthol, the only beer I couldn't finish for taste reasons.
  2. Top ten urinals. Yep, whether you are in the desert of Afghanistan or the Tip of the South Pole, there is always a way to whizz.
  3. Top ten worst album covers. And no Boston or Yes!
  4. Top ten stock photography cliches. Funny 'cuz it's true.
  5. Top ten National Geographic videos of 2005. When number 10 is "Hawk vs. Rattler" you just know that it is going to be good.
  6. The top ten free time wasting sites on the internet. Besides reading this.
  7. The top ten ways to destroy the earth. {Insert Dr. Evil laugh here}
  8. Top ten pickup lines. I now know why Netscape is in such bad shape. First, they have about thirty pickup lines in a top ten list. Second, #6 is "Did you fart? Because you just blew me away." Women? Sexy, eh?
  9. Top ten female streakers. 'Nuff said.
  10. Top ten college pranks of all time. And none involve stealing a plastic duck from DU and smoking out of it.
What does this have to do with dichotomies? Some will understand, some won't.


Anonymous said...

I cant believe that chickens in the L room didnt make the cut :}


Anonymous said...

The top 10 streakers makes me laugh. One of the best top 10's I've seen!