Things, bitches

Things are happening:

• The Clash's London Calling gets cab passenger arrested.
• Snakes on a Plane creates new airplane security questions. "Are there any motherfucking snakes in your luggage?"
  
• It is now illegal to get drunk in bars in Texas. It is still legal to have a shotgun in the front seat, however.
  
• Curt Weldon (R-PA) is an asshole.
• In case you were unaware, you cannot trust your friendly neighborhood film critic.
• How much will it cost to have your favorite bands play at your house??? I am glad you asked. Now how do I spend my 20k, Jon Spencer or Louie Anderson?
• I am seeing Dane Cook next week. He is seeing Jessica Simpson now.
• The Mayans considered these the gateway to the underworld. Nope. They do cure cancer, though.
• Bible enthusiasts note: The Gospel of Judas may have been found. This would be awesome! There is a dude I would like to hear from: the man that narced on Jesus.
  
• I noticed that 'F5' has to be hit occasionally on this site to get all updates. Just an FYI.
  

Will be off in beautiful NC this weekend. Talk to y'all Tuesday.